wake up america
if u don’t have a good sense of humour then i’m sorry we can’t be friends
i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"